Q & A

In international waters, what isn’t?

As safe as anything else in your life.  Opportunities to loose limbs are all around you every day.  At least we will have an experienced medical team to treat your Sharkectomy seconds after it happens

You’ll be so drunk and high when you get into the cage you won’t feel a thing.

Once on board and safely in international waters, you’ll party with the Sharkectomy team until you are properly anesthetized.  Then we suit you up and put you into the shark cage.  A team member will assist your drunk ass in making sure the proper limb is presented to the shark.  Once the shark bites off the protruding limb, you will be immediately brought back on board so the medical team can clean up your wound and ensure it is properly dressed. Afterwards, you will be moved to the Recovery Lounge.

Seriously?  Cash only.

As soon as you find out an amputation is needed.  We are able to work on short notice.

Without medical care, Sharkectomies are done many times a year without the patients consent.  We are just assisting in an already natural process.

Hands, Arms, Feet & Legs.  We’re going to subject a shark to biting off any of your “nasty bits”.  Also, we can’t remove tiny things like moles, warts, or tiny spots of skin cancer.