Adam Smasher
CO-FOUNDER
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Has spent over 12 years working in the healthcare industry and has been a certified scuba diver for 23. During his time in both environments he has developed cleaner, self sustaining, & innovative solutions to the most difficult issues. Sharkectomy Amputation Services was developed through a combination of Healthcare and Scuba which allows for a cleaner amputation and reducing hazarddous medical waste. Adam also enjoys shark week and has watched “Jaws” at least, 15 times.
Gordon Artshlenger
CO-FOUNDER
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Gordon, “Gandalf” as he is known in LARP circles, is not only a Co-Founder of Sharkectomy Amputation Services, he is a future client! Currently living with diabetes, Gordon looks forward to knowing when the time comes to have an amputation he will come out of it with a wonderful story, exciting video and the experience of a lifetime! Gordon provides surgery coordination, staff assignments, general accounting, and project management. Your in good hands when it comes time to loose yours!
A native of South Africa, Dr. Carcharias is world renowned for his speed and surgical precision. Lightning quick and super clean, Dr. Carcharias will be done before you now what hit you.
Dr. Mustafa Tiku has been performing amputations for over 35 years. He specializes in both diabetic and traumatic amputations. With over 8,500 amputations performed, your experience will be both enjoyable and professional.
Recent on-line medical school graduates, these three medical assistants will make sure you are comfortable during your procedure and after. Sponge bath anyone?
Let Alex welcome you aboard his poop deck as he introduces you to the hard life of a seaman. If you ask nicely he can tell you the real secret of Davey Jones’ Locker!
We are looking for new team members:
We are always looking for experienced seamen to come aboard. Do you love sharks? Do you love seeing someone get their arm or leg bitten off? Can you STFU and do what your told, when you’re told to do it? Do you love a good party? If you answered “yes” to all of these questions, then you may be ready to join the Sharkectomy team.
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Certified medical professionals are encouraged to apply for this exciting experience. Enjoy the fun and sun while working…ON YOUR TAN! Seriously, just show us some kind of medical certification and we’ll check it out. Doesn’t hurt if you’re hot.